... that you drink too much coffee!
Your birthday is a national holiday in BRAZIL!
Instant coffee takes too long.
You can thread a sewing machine while it's running!
You short out motion detectors. (Makes me think of Hammy in Over the Hedge!!)
Cocaine is a downer.
Just a few thoughts to ponder :) It's a fine line to walk but so worth the risk. Ahhh coffee, nectar of the gods.
